Three old guys are going to bore you to tears talking about love, romance, bitches, fishing, politics, homosexuals, dancing, welfare, wills and probate and the law and how dumb it is and just about anything you can think of. 
Ghosts, ufo…hairy monsters with red eyes and rotten teeth, the grotty little wank next door, the goofy looking new boyfriend your ex thinks is so fuckin marvelous…We can talk about them too. You are welcomed to join in but just don’t piss us off…We don’t care if you’re from Carshalton or Calcutta…Berlin to Baghdad. We can talk about Saddam and Osama and conspiracies and truth and untruths…We can talk about a brave new world and not expect it…Your cat your dog your gerbil fred…your budgie Diddums… Anything you want…The floors all yours.
We can talk about God, chatrooms, porn, the world, bitches who dumped ya…bitches who u dumped. We can talk about coveralls, fishing, our shack, hillbillies, Canadians, Europeans and even Yanks…we don’t care just as long as you don’t piss us off.
We don’t do drugs…but you can talk about them…we don’t do Jesus but you can talk about him too….American politics??? Well if you must but you will most likely bore us.
Someone being a bully to you? We will listen but you all got to learn how to look after yourself…think of us as three old guys bitchin and who don’t give a crap and then you won’t expect much.
We don’t have talk like a pirate day here…if you want to talk like a pirate…go ahead because we will just think you are silly and we won’t give a crap.
We wanna bitch about everything on the planet worth bitchin about…the girls that dump us…the boys that dump you…right we already said that bit.
Anyway I’ll post more later…right now I got to take a crap…so be back in a while.
